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diditooo: The first gif in your folder represents who you are: The ninth is how you feel today: The seventh is your taste in music: The fourth is your relationship with your friends: The third is something about you others may not know: The fifteenth is…
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the thought of Santa Claus in the mall
* why you chilling in your chair and do nothing but smile and fart all day? * i see kids cry at your face cus ur mustache is DAMN scary * I think behind the scene, you’re prolly swearing at everyone else in real life cus you hate kids. *don’t ya feel HUNGRY when you’re chilling by the food court? *I think you never took a shower everyday thats why kids are scared of you. * I...
when serving a tall dood who paid more than $40 bucks for his meal, I gave him his drink and this is what i get: Customer: WHY YOU NO GIVE ME STRAW? YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY FOR THAT TOO? Me: (swearing in my head and wanting to shoot him in the balls) sir, it’s right beside you. Customer: Well? get it for me? do i need to pay? ME: NOOOOOO…IT”S SOOO FREE YOU KNOW… *STUPID...