June 2012
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Reblog if you're unattractive, and awkward
May 2012
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March 2012
2 posts
February 2012
11 posts
January 2012
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December 2011
11 posts
All About 'Hi'!: The first gif in your folder... →
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The first gif in your folder represents who you are:
The ninth is how you feel today:
The seventh is your taste in music:
The fourth is your relationship with your friends:
The third is something about you others may not know:
The fifteenth is…
Wearing new shoes for the first time →
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November 2011
12 posts
the thought of Santa Claus in the mall
* why you chilling in your chair and do nothing but smile and fart all day?
* i see kids cry at your face cus ur mustache is DAMN scary
* I think behind the scene, you’re prolly swearing at everyone else in real life cus you hate kids.
*don’t ya feel HUNGRY when you’re chilling by the food court?
*I think you never took a shower everyday thats why kids are scared of you.
* I...
DAMN CUSTOMERS
when serving a tall dood who paid more than $40 bucks for his meal, I gave him his drink and this is what i get:
Customer: WHY YOU NO GIVE ME STRAW? YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY FOR THAT TOO?
Me: (swearing in my head and wanting to shoot him in the balls) sir, it’s right beside you.
Customer: Well? get it for me? do i need to pay?
ME: NOOOOOO…IT”S SOOO FREE YOU KNOW…
*STUPID...
